Proper Primate Pirates

Fact: As a youth, Misha spent many years at sea, hopping rides with tramp steamers.
Fact: One of his eyes -- the one looking at you right now, yes -- is made of Carnival glass.
Fact: The other eye is a cleverly fashioned button filched from Olivier "La Bouche" Levasseur's vest.

Conclusion 1: Misha is a pirate.
Conclusion 1b: ...made of wool and stuffing.
-JP